My dentists assistant laid her boob on my left eye socket

He be all like...

 

My God, is that four rows of boobs?

 

Soooo wrong.....but funny.

 

I'll bet there is a couple of half eaten hamburgers hiding in those rolls somewhere. You know, she's laying in bed eatin' a sack full of hamburgers and falls asleep. Next morning she gets up and ta da.........left over hamburgers! Mmm.....tasty!

The End!

 

:down:

Ban him and the original offender who posted the pic.:down:

 

I love your stories

 

Alot of times these girls fall into two categories:

1: they just got the boobs and aren't used to them yet...and keep bumping them into things / people (guys they want to flirt with, mostly)

2: they just got the boobs and are purposely rubbing them on things / people (guys they want to flirt with, mostly)

Either way, makes the teeth cleaning experience much more fun.

 

And they're still warm! Double yum

 

you are so healthily sick

 

The hamburger story is a true one. My old boss has a daughter that worked in a Ob/Gyn office years ago and this morbidly obese woman came in one day with a......let's say, very offensive odor and she wanted the Dr. to examine her. After some time spent doing the normal gyno exam and finding nothing unusual (other than she weighed close to 500 lbs, quite by accident he found a "rotting" hamburger buried in one of her many rolls of fat from where she had been eating in bed and fallen asleep and lost it.

 

A really touching story ruined by lousy graphics...depressing.

 

oh gawd on the lost hamburg..I could have done without that visual

 

Oh, never doubted you! I work in Radiology at a hospital and the things I see on a daily basis are both amazing and quite sickening at the same time! I'm not talking about the gore of some stuff we deal with from injuries and such either. I'm talking about nasty ass people like you describe. I see it enough at work, I don't need you coming in here and giving me flashbacks that I don't care to relive.

 

Most of them I don't like because they normally end with me in pain. The ones that end up with something good happening to me are rare. I relish those. I mean, who wouldn't want a strange womans boob laid on their eye?


High five?

 

...yeah But, you consider the price paid in "pain" as irrelevant compared to the fame and fortune it has paid you here, right?

And this should be your signature line...."I mean, who wouldn't want a strange womans boob laid on their eye?" :up:

 

who's your dentist?

mine don't boob as yours...

 

You know how I know you're married?

 

I can assure you nothing around that woman is "half eaten"....

 

I see kitchen utensils in your future when Shaneekwa finds out about all the follow-up visits you've got scheduled.

 

LMFAO!