My dentists assistant laid her boob on my left eye socket

I can't get that womans boob out of my mind. It was just so.....nice.

 

Should've bit it

 

I can understand that. Unlike some of your stories, which may be questionable in accuracy, I actually had a friend's mother reach across me as I was coming out of the affects of a general anesthetic and actually said, and I knew I shouldn't be saying it at the time, "Damn, you've got beautiful tits." I was about 23 at the time and had always looked at her boobs as a most sacred rack. She just said, "Yeah, yeah, just blow into the bag for me." Lucky for me she was not holding any surgical instruments at the time.

I still have visions of dancing on those things..(sigh)

 

I thought you said they were in your eyes! Make up you mind!

 

Classic!!

 

I hate when that happens.

Way to make me anxious about Monday's dentist visit.

 

I can tell you about a secret that will get this one out of your mind. But you may not be able to get my girl out of your mind. So you will be in the same situation, really.

 

OK Metal. I go to the same dentist and that hygenist is a dude, dude. He has big flabby man-boobs and that WAS NOT your armrest hardened against you arm. Hope you gargled and spit it out after...

 

Maybe if you're good and ask Santa, you'll have results more to your liking.

 

I'll bet the guy didn't care what he did with it when he was finished.