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Co-worker talks too much

Discussion in 'General' started by Steeltoe, Nov 3, 2023.

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  1. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    I'm typing this and he's droning on. I'm not even nodding. Just talks and talks.

    Solutions?
     
    Steeltoe, Nov 3, 2023
    #1
  2. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    Large barrel full of acid and an alibi?
     
    Spang308, Nov 3, 2023
    #2
  3. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Still going....
     
    Steeltoe, Nov 3, 2023
    #3
  4. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    HPPT, Nov 3, 2023
    #4
  5. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Start interrupting him with all your foolproof moves.
     
    Dan Dubeau, Nov 3, 2023
    #5
  6. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Help.Me.
     
    Steeltoe, Nov 3, 2023
    #6
  7. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Just tell him to STFU....you're his boss right? If not, ask him to STFU....
     
    Razr, Nov 3, 2023
    #7
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  8. Lawdog78

    Lawdog78 Well-Known Member

    Float an air biscuit
     
    Lawdog78, Nov 3, 2023
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    Funkm05, cha0s#242, StaccatoFan and 2 others like this.
  9. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Or tell him that your job is much more difficult than his, he will ask "why, we both do the same thing". Then you say we both do the same thing but I have to listen to your boring bullshit stories.
     
    Razr, Nov 3, 2023
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    Funkm05, SteveThompson, nowayout and 3 others like this.
  10. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    I'm Head Carp he's Head Audio.

    He's still talking right now.
     
    Steeltoe, Nov 3, 2023
    #10
  11. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Clip your fingernails.
     
    brex, Nov 3, 2023
    #11
  12. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    Tell him that something about his voice gives you an erection.
     
    nigel smith, Nov 3, 2023
    #12
    Funkm05, Pixelator, StaccatoFan and 4 others like this.
  13. deathwagon

    deathwagon Well-Known Member

    Just give him a furious stare while masturbating to videos of sheep being slaughtered.
     
    deathwagon, Nov 3, 2023
    #13
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  14. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Play him a quick game of rock, paper, throat punch.
     
    Dan Dubeau, Nov 3, 2023
    #14
  15. Rebel635

    Rebel635 Well-Known Member

    Pop him in the mouf.
     
    Rebel635, Nov 3, 2023
    #15
  16. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    But what if he's gay and he thinks Steeeltoe is cute ? Might not go the way he wants. :D
     
    Banditracer, Nov 3, 2023
    #16
  17. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking The Iron Price

    Just link him to this thread.
     
    SuddenBraking, Nov 3, 2023
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  18. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Tell him Bose is the best speaker ever made!!! The BEST!!.
     
    ChemGuy, Nov 3, 2023
    #18
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  19. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    Not sure why you assume that’s not that way he wants it to go…
     
    pickled egg, Nov 3, 2023
    #19
  20. 10-15

    10-15 Well-Known Member

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    10-15, Nov 3, 2023
    #20
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