You're just upset because you'll never see the Santa parade unless you're standing in the front row all bundled up in your puffy snowsuit. Do you know how bad it sucks to be constantly pressed into service in the grocery store to get crap down off the top shelf? Or asked if you played basketball? Or needing to assess every doorway as you approach to see if you need to duck? Or being unable to drive a Mini whereas you could get laid and raise a family in one? Or being denied the sight of joy on your lady's face while engaging in coitus in the missionary position because her face is buried in your chest hair? Have you ever in your life had to worry about the lethality of a ceiling fan? I think not, my crabby diminutive friend. You don't know how good you have it. I've been short and I've been tall and being short was more fun, so enjoy every day. Sorry, I was just bullshitting to make you feel better, being tall is the balls.
Someone PLEASE tell me that bullshit from Stanford is satire. Have we really gotten that pussified as a society? I mean FFS.
Add exercise to the list https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...e-magazine-mocked-saying-EXERCISE-racist.html
I'm offended by your use of the female reproductive system as an insult. Not that I'm assuming anyone's gender by their body parts.
Does Stanford have an engineering department? Maybe someone from there can inform them that “balls to the wall” has nothing to do with testicles and refers to the centrifugal governor in a steam engine. Also see: “balls out”. Also see: “retard”.