Hey, now... I have it on good authority that Ozzy was a stevia man. How else do you explain the song Sweet Leaf?
A couple years ago my buddy sold his house and moved down the road. It was a solid red brick bungalow built in 1963. We had just finished the move, and were unloading the last trailer into his new house when his wife called and said that the bricks fell off the front of the garage. We've had a few at this point, so we're all laughing, "WTF do you mean the bricks fell off the front of the garage" He heads over, and sure enough the bricks between the garage doors, fell off the front of the garage and out into the driveway. Nobody hit it, nobody touched them. Just a decided that after a few decades of sitting there, they'd had enough. One of our buddies is a brick layer, and a quick call got him over there that night to fix it as there were only 2 days left till closing.