School me on investing...

There is always going to be somebody who stays in longer than you and makes more money. Until you get to the guy who stayed too long. When you buy, have an exit strategy and stick to it and don't have any regrets, unless there are real, concrete reasons to change your strategy in flight (like, the company finds a cure for cancer, or a cache of gold in the basement of the building they just bought).

 

27 now.

Imagine telling your accountant about this 1099 too. "Ohh well you see Jim, I bought CumRockets on PancakeSwap and just like that, boom! $400k."

He'd probably punch you in the face just for saying that combination of words in a sentence together, regardless of your profits haha.

 

This didn't go very well.

 

Early bird got a piece of worm. Not me. I bought low, so still not in the red but not making any profit as of now. Just gonna wait till the court outcome and just get out regardless.

 

I made $20 on 10 shares LOL

 

Ever see how they print USD money? They just print it . And now, they just move some bytes around and we have more money.

 

I still think crypto's are crazy. I would hate to be the last one holding the bag. When anybody can create imaginary crypto currency where's the value?

So....who's buying this?

https://www.cryptocoincreator.com/currency/titscoin/client/faqs.php

 

I’ve got about 500 in etherium. When it doubles I’ll dump it and use the profits to have my birthday in Vegas. Crypto will fail. I don’t plan being left holding the bag of nothing. I am however planning on investing most of my disposable income in water futures .

 

Pleasure to meet you, Mister Mulholland.

 

Be careful... people got Killed in that movie

 

you have 500 coins in eth?? you must have just bought them if it still hasnt doubled

 

I think he meant he has $500 in eth

 

expected him to be a bigger baller than that

 

Here's your chance to get in on the ground floor.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/05/entertainment/tiger-king-carole-baskin-crypto-coin/index.html

 

There are times where I really wish I could short stuff like that.

 

This is all you need to know

"Our new $CAT coin is not a currency for investment," she added, "but rather is a purr-ency of our fans to show their love for the cats."

 

That won't stop the speckalators.

 

so like a gofundme...

 

pfft. Niggas is makin blue collar money.