Tiger Woods crash his vehicle and break his legs

Sounds like he was more of a laying down guy. Or maybe he liked to do it standing I suppose. Ya never know.

 

That's incorrect, he was trying to start a charity for wayward hos.

 

Who apparently can't corner low.

 

I don't know a number, but I did personally witness him pickup a golf patron once. Smoking hot MILF type, standing near the tee box....Tiger spots her and just briefly stops and looks at her. Goes about his routine on the tee box and after his shot very discretely walks over to the back of the tee box. There is a guy in fairly normal clothing for a golf patron to be wearing except the ear piece. Tiger whispers to him and then turns around and goes about his business. After the group is half way down to their tee shots and people have started moving, the guy with the ear piece approaches the MILF and casually directs her away from the crowd. They speak for a moment, he radios on his spy gear walkie talkie and the two of them start walking away from the group back towards the club house.

 

I've also got a story about both the house he and his entourage rent(ed) in Augusta for the Masters and his flying back and forth to FL during the Master's right after the whole 2009 issue with the wife and car wreck and shit.

 

Well, at least he wasn’t driving a new Bronco

 

Last time, it was a nine iron. This time a driver.

Get well soon Pimp.

 

he drives cars like he drives the ball, a little wild at times.

mall joking aside I understand the cult of worship stuff. What I will say about tiger is he created a whole generation of golfers. Kids to adults that would tune in to watch him. Not many other athletes can claim that.

 

I really don't care who he sticks his dick in. Totally his business.

 

I agree, He's a beast on the golf course and is exciting to watch. Golfers have been boning as many women and men as possible since Bandobras Took invented golf. This self righteous stuff is silly to me in a sport where they have cart girls riding around in short skirts selling beer for the tip(s)

 

Bill Burr has a bit about this.

That guy has temptation thrown at him on a completely another level, I doubt many people can fairly judge him.

 

Apparently he didn't care much either

 

Hard to not overindulge at the all-you-can-want smorgasboard.

 

Apparently Earl passed that gene on to him. Offering lessons in his van down by the driving range to any young female there who wanted to learn the game. Tiger was pretty much fucked from the start as far as role models go.

 

I cannot relate.

 

Of course not. You went to NC State.

 

Well I mean he IS a Pro Golfer....so being a swinger isn't a huge leap for him.

 

For a while, I was getting worried about the direction this thread was taking, but I see that all is right again.

 

True. At least I didn't have to go to a GA school.