I would think a judicious application of petroleum based chemicals to the tank would cure someone of thinking that is a reasonable threat. Either that or have the popo on hand to arrest the culprit for indecent exposure subject to a life on the sex offenders list.
Would that would considered a sexual assault outside the State of Florida? Is it considered foreplay within the State of Florida?
If this is an event that occurs at the track, there are potentially others around that would be exposed to the exposed genitals. The Terminator might be offended, and I believe he was made from a metal alloy.
Dammit. I knew I should have traversed the Redneck Riviera on my journey back. My kids need more exposure to the “differently abled” to appreciate the ‘tard dad they got.
Rubbing your junk on the cold steely property of your not so secret man crush brings a quick and intense ejaculation for certain closeted narcissists. YMMV.
a couple of the 6-10 personalities might have. no guarantee those personalities don't reside in the same body...
No doubt , also why would this upset the guy enough to call his mom anyway? I mean seriously does he think Robby was going to seriously be hunching his tank/seat completely naked at the track or what.