Clarence Saga continues...

And they all lived happily ever after...and the thread ended just as stupidly as it started.

 

When you handing out the free candy bro?

 

So why exactly would you threaten balls on tank in the first place?

 

Flavor? Extra musky scent?

 

I would think a judicious application of petroleum based chemicals to the tank would cure someone of thinking that is a reasonable threat. Either that or have the popo on hand to arrest the culprit for indecent exposure subject to a life on the sex offenders list.

 

Would that would considered a sexual assault outside the State of Florida?

Is it considered foreplay within the State of Florida?

 

Can you sexually offend a metal object?

I'm asking for a friend?

 

If this is an event that occurs at the track, there are potentially others around that would be exposed to the exposed genitals. The Terminator might be offended, and I believe he was made from a metal alloy.

 

I give this new romance 90 days.

 

Dammit. I knew I should have traversed the Redneck Riviera on my journey back.

My kids need more exposure to the “differently abled” to appreciate the ‘tard dad they got.

 

Rubbing your junk on the cold steely property of your not so secret man crush brings a quick and intense ejaculation for certain closeted narcissists. YMMV.

 

Damn, who stole your log in? That's pure optimism there and optimism ain't Papaism.

 

You think they got a prenup?

 

So operation Nutjob is off?? I shaved for nothing....

 

a couple of the 6-10 personalities might have. no guarantee those personalities don't reside in the same body...

 

fixed

 

Nope. That's what I was going with at first but it implies that both are dudes. So I changed it.

 

No doubt , also why would this upset the guy enough to call his mom anyway? I mean seriously does he think Robby was going to seriously be hunching his tank/seat completely naked at the track or what.

 

Stealth swipe.