Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

I still have no idea what this thread is about, but its full of some good shit.

Dude kept talking about a "meeting" over dinner to discuss everything, and then he would update. 50 fucking pages later, no dinner and no update.

Its like the first season of Prison Break. The whole time you just keep watching, thinking, "are these motherfuckers gonna break out of prison or not?".

 

Fuckinhell.

 

Aww damn im not going to make it.

 

NOW it all makes sense.

I am assuming this was after she told you to make her a sammich.

 

Done.

Aside from the laughs provided by the beeb, this thread sucked. All of that hype and buildup, and dude never even said how/why old dude had her picture.

 

7 Posts in a row ... LOL.. what’s the record ?
He’s Back .... posts are kinda short though

 

What more does a thread need?

 

lmfao! glad you are back Chris, i really laughed out loud uncontrollably, over the prison break comment. c'ause... i thought the same shit too. Ski

 

Broome is back!!!!!! This thread has now served a purpose!

 

The old dude has the pic because she is banding the heartattack into him. The young guy can't get it done, so he is backing it up on the experience.

 

We old guys know what we're doing.

 

Or at least we are good at convincing ourselves. Ha

 

I think Dave K has made alternative accounts (Cortez, Francis, yellow Ferrari) just to get this hen house all excited.

 

Great interview with Kyle Wyman. The look of determination and his work ethic is awesome!

 

I was confused by your comment. Then realized I was in this stupid thread again.

 

Can we just agree to ban the OP...

 

Y'all are free to agree. But I didn't do it for him, so I'm not optimistic on your chances.

 

Wait... OP got banned? Why fer?

That sucks... this train wreck's conclusion is more disappointing than the endings of Game of Thrones AND my first marriage combined.