The only person this isn't obvious to is OP. If he was all that, he would have been out of there long ago. It would be interesting to hear her version of this "relationship".
So, everyone here and those crazy cunts are all wrong, and you are right. You work with math all the time. You should know that statistics are on our side on this one kid.
Send a pic from the original photo shoot showing the tattoo on her left arm to prove it's the same chick. That's a big booty to shrink down that far... What was her excuse last night?