Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

Do a search function. There is an entire thread on it.

 

1) print post #1
2) use it as Toilet paper
3) spread it on your face
4) at least you'll know where the infection is from

 

Front to back, don’t want to get an infection in your vagina.

 

Francis, I sure hope you race better than you romance. Hey, you said you're Turkish. Do you ride like Keenan Sofa-glue?

 

Get a manual.

 

Probably best if you don't use a grapefruit.

 

No more like taprock raztagassjuice

 

Don't be ridiculous. A southern gentleman intuitively understands that a watermelon is the fruit of choice for solo romantic interludes.

 

I don’t really like Grapefruit... but I found an incredible grapefruit beer ;
Schofferhoffer Hefeweizen
Grapefruit
I almost had to be forced to try it . Thank goodness I did . It’s now my favorite Breakfast Beer

 

Whatever happened to good old Cheerios and Bud for breakfast?

 

Nothing...just don't need Cheerios.

 

Two of the most hideous things on the planet . Surprised if the bowl didn’t explode when mixed

 

Breakfast Beer? Why is there a specific time to drink a beer? It should be like medication, take as necessary

 

Synopsis!!!

62 pages of sweet fuck all. For those wondering what the big deal is.

You didn’t miss much or anything. For the amount of pages being generated, there’s actually very little “oh snap!!” Moments.

You’re welcome.

 

Tonight is the night watermelons everywhere will be used for their intended purpose.

Stay tuned.

R u scared

 

10 to 1 she files for another extension

 

Especially on the beer. Buttwiper is nasty watery shit. Like I would almost rather drink plain water nasty. Now a nice imperial stout would start the day off nicely.

 

Place your bets

I’ll be 100% honest and serious

Free metzeler take off to any novice level rider posting ITT if she doesn’t show