Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

BEDMAS/PEDMAS...

 

I don't even know what you're saying. OK, I guess.

 

How?

 

Papa, you lucky. The crapola way they shelter the intellectually challenged in our education system...

New Math? Correct answer, but you did it wrong. "F"
Alternative Math? Incorrect answer, but your wildly imaginative disconnect from reality is so compelling, I just have to give you an "A".

It's so easy. Just make up any bullshit story you want to rationalize an answer and it's acceptable.

 

It's made it's way into sports too. Tie for an OT loss? Sure we'll give you half points for that...... F that. You lost, do better next time.

 

I see. What do they call it when you do it wrong, get to the wrong answer and get an F? Just math?

 

Depends on how much BS you're capable of generating.

 

That crap only works at really high level, theoretical math. I know the snowflakes have forced it into more basic levels, but it actually has legitimate roots.

 

It’s also 600 less than 6!

 

I'll defer to Douglas Adams.

 

And apparently into grammar as well.

 

Dammit. I've been "you're"ed

 

Aaah!!! The answer is 5! That's really cool. Not quite as cool as a guy with a mullet sipping on a Colt 45 but cool nonetheless.

 

Finally someone who gets it!

It's funny because 5 is the answer you get when you do it wrong.

 

PEMDAS

 

I’ll defer to Sam Adams

 

Oh...I get it, the answer isn't 5, but it is 5! Brilliant.

Maybe this will clear it up...
Jorge Lorenzo - 2 x Valentino Rossi + Karel Abraham = 4!

 

If you space out the 0, the . and the 5

Since it’s not an equation anyways, you might as well butcher it up and do some esoteric shit with it

 

Or...

Imagine my delight when I picked up 3 six-packs of beer but when I got home and counted the bottles there were 4!