Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Fucking nerds

 

From Janitor to Landscaper:

 

It's all good. He has a green card.

 

There's a whole slew of pics like that. He pimps a lot of their stuff:

 

how is he using a chainsaw with his eyes close?

 

Safety squints.

 

I'll be using this!

 

Silly, there was a stunt cutter who actually made the incision. The chainsaw isn't even running while Jorge is holding it. Someone just off camera tossed a few wood chips into the air for effect and JL99 instinctively blinked.

 

looks like he's taking a crap and they photoshopped him cutting wood

 

Is he cutting to length for his tiny stove?

 

I'm sure he's actually doing that stuff, but it's probably for the first time in his life.

 

If he was hawking Stihl he'd be in full orange safety gear (with his shoes tied).....

 

Still wrong.

 

And if he was Hawking, Stephen he'd answer that math question while mentally pondering the curvature of an asymptote. But someone else would have to tie his shoes.

 

If that's what they wanted it should be presented that way.
Parenthesis are readily available.

 

I always suspected he was a cutter.

 

(230-220)x0.5 would be 5

230-220x0.5 is 120

230- 220x0 . 5 is 5 and 230

that's some effed up "math" shit out there on the interwebs nowadays

 

Alternative Math allows for errors so long as the thought process of creativity can be explained. Therefore, my point is valid.

 

Parenthe are not necessary if you follow the proper BEDMAS sequence.

It’s meant to catch you out.

 

At first I thought those pics were all photoshopped goofs on JLo! I had no idea he hawked lawn maintenance stuff and chainsaws!