The truth about Cortez.

You can take more than most.

 

An inch? Sorry to hear that, Rick.

 

As long as it's all in, who cares?

 

"It's only an inch long, but it's as big around as a pop can".....

 

Yeah. I live with someone who is well beyond the limit of most.

 

"I may not go deep, but I beat the hell outta the sides of it".

 

So, as things sit 19 February 2018. The truth about Cortez is still largely unknown. But, other forum dwellers have been truthful to the darkest depths.

Pardon the pun.

 

Check the welding thread for further insight.

 

Already know. You don’t learn to TIG in one day.

 

"The Truth about Cortez" has turned into "The truth about Vaginas".



(I don't think Betty White actually said this, but it's still funny)

 

Not so sure about the over/under on that. My favorite line from her: in Lake Placid, "If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it." I'm pretty sure I peed laughing. Rose Nylund don't play.

 

Miriam Margolyes is my second favorite cheeky old lady. Look up some of her stuff on the Graham Norton show, she has me in damn stitches!

 

Yep!

 

agree
disagree
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The videos you post in a non-video thread will echo in eternity.

Well, okay - only so long as electricity exists.

 

Shit.

I was so caught up in the content, I forgot.

Till now.

 

It's not a real thread if there aren't a few casualties.

 

Be gentile, I`m a virgin.