Buzzword Bingo - Hi-Tech Executive version... 7 executives (CEO, CMO, CIO, CFO, EVP-Marketing, CRO, and SVP-HR) on the call. Blackout with all squares in under 4 minutes.
I used deal with that shit all the time. Can wait to bring in a bingo dabber, and print off a couple of those sheets next conference call (doesn't happen much anymore). Touch base is quite possibly my most hated phrase going. My Dad says that every time he calls me. "just wanted to touch base with ya" "ya, well, stop touching my base". lol
No constraints or clouds in the way of what you are envisioneering.... And yes, I heard envisioneer on the call. So, I'm assuming the gerund of that is envisioneering, which is what an envisioneer does.
Don't forget: Net-Net Reach Out Change the paradigm Core Competency Buy in and remember that it's all to 'Move the needle'
Quantum leap. Which means exactly the opposite of what a-holes using it in management-speak think it means.
Sorry, dude. "Please, remove the fork" "Hey, ain't that a haint?" "I'm going to need a map" and "The End" were not phrases I heard today.