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Buzzword Bingo - Hi-Tech Executive version...

7 executives (CEO, CMO, CIO, CFO, EVP-Marketing, CRO, and SVP-HR) on the call.
Blackout with all squares in under 4 minutes.

 

That is awesome.

 

No “skin in the game”

 

blue sky thinking?

 

Whoever uses the most of those in a single sentence is either in charge or on their way up.

 

I used deal with that shit all the time. Can wait to bring in a bingo dabber, and print off a couple of those sheets next conference call (doesn't happen much anymore).

Touch base is quite possibly my most hated phrase going. My Dad says that every time he calls me. "just wanted to touch base with ya" "ya, well, stop touching my base". lol

 

The most over-used phrase at my company is “At the end of the day...”

 

No constraints or clouds in the way of what you are envisioneering....

And yes, I heard envisioneer on the call. So, I'm assuming the gerund of that is envisioneering, which is what an envisioneer does.

 

Don't forget:

Net-Net
Reach Out
Change the paradigm
Core Competency
Buy in
and remember that it's all to 'Move the needle'

 

Hoooowwwws it going?????

Yeeeaaahhhh...

 

That is great. I would add “engaged” and “measurable”

 

Heard "paradigm shift" twice today...

 

Nerds.

 

Quantum leap. Which means exactly the opposite of what a-holes using it in management-speak think it means.

 

Can we take this offline?

 

Sorry, dude.

"Please, remove the fork"
"Hey, ain't that a haint?"
"I'm going to need a map"
and
"The End"

were not phrases I heard today.

 

You forgot, "I'm retired".

 

And now add dorks.

I'm out.

 

Doesn't anyone socialize things anymore before they're posted?

 

No greenfields or brownfields?