Living abroad

Personal experience?

 

Don't need to live in the desert to know that once you shit into a hole, that spot is taken.

p.s. Vapoorize is a scam.

 

Pro Tip: That is not living there.

 

Doesn't work that way. Crap ten times, make sure the prevailing wind is downstream, pour in a cup of gas and light that chit on fire. Ashes in minutes.

None of this is rocket science. You just have o be ready for different. Now when it comes to taking a leak? Anywhere is good. It's desert. Nothing gets saturated.

-jim

 

Our Parisian Father is a desert Nubian at heart.

-jim

 

Me too. The apartment Lovette had on Redondo Beach didn't have AC. I couldn't figure it out.

I was like, "is it broken?". She'd be like "it doesn't have one". I'm like "did somebody steal it?"...."Nope, it just doesn't have one"..."did it fall out?"..."Nope, it just doesn't have one". Haha.

I kept looking for the controller box. It had one, but it just did heat. Because of the cool wind from the beach, none of those buildings have AC. Once you get inland and not actually on the beach, they have AC. But none on the beach.

I didn't like it. I want AC.

 

F THAT! That would be the least of my concerns. What about a bite to his neckidd ass while he's dropping dueces? Who's gonna suck the poison out?

 

It's the desert, not the rainforest.

 

I have both a EpiPen and a sharp knife. Not my first rodeo.

Dimes to Dollars my "fridge" is stocked better than Metalhead.

 

Bet MH has ice in his.

 

WTF Papa! You don't watch the Smithsonian channel? scorpions, venomous snakes and other yet to be discovered shyt hangs out in the dessert. And let's not discuss the cartels that could possibly be hanging out in that desert-like environment.

 

Well that you do not have any of that crappy, hipster PBR in there, you win.

 

Have you considered Puerto Rico and its minor islands?

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There's two thirty pound blocks hiding under that, and a third in another cooler.

-jim

 

You're a good customer in my world.

 

Do they shoot their customers?

 

I'm just saying it's a lot harder for them to sneak up on you in the desert. I'm assuming that you took a look around before digging your personal toilet.

 

Considering that they are about bankrupt, he could probably buy the whole thing. Chaotic Island, has a nice ring to it.

 

Only the unruly and greedy customers.