Any barbers here?

Discussion in 'General' started by styles, Mar 21, 2013.

  1. Sheik Abdul ben Falafel

    Sheik Abdul ben Falafel Well-Known Member

    you have to go over it less times with the straigh razor..so it actually comes out to be the same amount of time need as a safety razor.

    a merkur is the next best thing to a straight razor. the disposable straight razors use the same blade as the ones used in the merkurs, just broken in half.

    a lather warmer cuts down on the time, believe it or not....also how you apply your lather (so your hair sticks straight up) cuts down on time and requires 2 passes tops....and thats for hairy gorilla mofos like myself.
     
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2013
  2. RoadRacerX

    RoadRacerX Jesus Freak

    good gun.
     
  3. Sheik Abdul ben Falafel

    Sheik Abdul ben Falafel Well-Known Member

    oh ya, forgot that!

    and a good knife!
     
  4. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    All a dude needs is cubic yards worth of cash. You can rent everything else once you have that. :D
     
  5. No comment. :D
     
  6. Sheik Abdul ben Falafel

    Sheik Abdul ben Falafel Well-Known Member

    now i see why you have no love for the ducati.
    the dual exhaust made your ocd and bike erotica go bonkers! you didnt know which hole to hit.
     
  7. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Who would paint a barbershop black? :D

    Tip: When you go to a barbershop, ask the guy with the worst haircut to cut your hair.
     
  8. Sheik Abdul ben Falafel

    Sheik Abdul ben Falafel Well-Known Member

    it is painted black!
    no, ask the bald old man! since I get my head shaved when i go...but i mostly just get a hot towel shave. and for that, i go to my best friend...I can actually kick his ass if he fucks up and not get in trouble with the law.

    my barbershop is called The Fade Shop!
     
  9. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Oddly enough they can cut white boy hair too.
     
  10. Dits

    Dits Will shit in your fort.

    Based on casual observation, I have found barber shops and beauty parlors to be the least integrated of all businesses.
     
  11. Sheik Abdul ben Falafel

    Sheik Abdul ben Falafel Well-Known Member

    very much so!
     
  12. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Even my barbershop is integrated. The guy I request is black (also the only man there).
    And it can't be easy to find a black barber in to hire NH.
     
  13. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    I learned tragically during my first few months in Philadelphia in 1991 that the opposite is not necessarily true. My colorblind innocence died that day. Never again. :D
     
  14. Dits

    Dits Will shit in your fort.

    Fixed. :D
     
  15. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    That is very true.
     
  16. Sheik Abdul ben Falafel

    Sheik Abdul ben Falafel Well-Known Member

    did you get the philly hitop phade? (freshprince style) :D


    I had a hitop back in the day! with racing stripes on the side!
     
  17. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    That would have been great, compared to what I got. :D
     
  18. benprobst

    benprobst Well-Known Member

    I just spit up my jimmy johns. Lol
     
  19. Sheik Abdul ben Falafel

    Sheik Abdul ben Falafel Well-Known Member

    on man!

    I think i have seen a situation like that before.

    dudes head looked like a fucked up hedge
     
  20. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    The thought that haunted me for years was that he could have just warned me. I mean, the man heard my accent. He had to know I didn't know.
     

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