M.C. Hymer Motorcycle Thief

It's hard to tell. It kind of looked like it was for a link to a website with a shake weight video but, that seems a little too lame to ban him for (even for around here).

He'll be back soon. It seems even when they get kicked in the nuts for some bullshit that they will come back b/c of mind blowing threads like this one.

 

he got banned for showing the Shake weight video that Shirly did 15+years ago as a paid "actress"

 

Relax man, I was not saying nor insinuating you were a dumb a$$. I answered your question as how I took it when I read it and if you could have heard my tone, it was one of disgust and dissapointment at the fact that he is able to get on this program.

 

Nate, you might want to read the third sticky at the top of the General Forum. Particularly the section about posting videos.

 

Nate, it's pretty black and white and explained fully in the sticky. I'm sorry if you don't like the rule or the penalty but it's kept countless Ken Block threads from popping up and the stuntah influx in check.

 

Does sex with minors count?

 

Apparently having a note from the parents gets you a pass in AZ.

 

OK, I lost track here... Did Slimeball Hymer, (Thief to the Stars) wake up with a hurting hiney-hole this morning in Sheriff Joe's Tent Resort? Last night was supposed to be his first sleep-over with the big cons, right? It's 6:41 AM there, about time for Ray to be looking for some motion lotion for the Love Tunnel.

If you're on here, Ray, GOOD MORNING! Hope you had a nice night's rest when the other cons found out you're not only a sneak thief but a child molester? Did you get a first-hand demonstration of how your powerless child victims felt when you assaulted them?

That's right, squeal like a pig, boy. I hope your appeal makes the pain go away. Not.

 

Oh, I forgot... it was consensual. I guess "statutory" has a statute of limitations. :down:

 

from my cursory reading of arizona law, the only way it was legal is if they were married AND cohabitating at the time...

 

Legal, schmegal... and 35 year old has absolutley no F'in' business diddling a 15, possibly 14 year old LITTLE GIRL.

 

Wonder how hot those tents are?

 

Not nearly hot enough.

http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Phoenix+AZ+USAZ0166?lswe=phoenix az&from=searchbox_localwx

 

Hot enough to make sleeping in the bed of a pickup with a hardshell cover at Jennings in August seem like being at the Hilton.

 

Well? It's a dry heat, right?

http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=85001

How in the world do you guys race in this blast furnace?

 

They're only a warm up for his eventual accommodations...

 

i'm not excusing it.

fwiw, i don't know anybody that waited until they were married and cohabitating before making the sign of the three-gilled aardvark ('cept maybe my grandparents).

 

We don't. We're on summer break right now. We start back up in Sept.

Although in Sept it can still be well over 100-110 degrees. It's not too bad if you can keep moving. The worst is red flag situations and not being able to go back to the pit. Ugh.

 

Well I had to change my own name back. I wanted to give everyone an update from summer camp. I was able to smuggle this uncomfortable piece of crap phone in, but it wasn't easy. I'll try to keep you guys updated as I start to establish my empire. This place is a joke.

I think I'm going to like it here. The MS-13 boys are very friendly so far.

 

Well, we understand you like the young 'uns.