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Wow! Iraq linked to terrorist and the French get busted!

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by dtalbott, Apr 26, 2003.

  1. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

  2. wera176

    wera176 Well-Known Member

    If that proves true about the French, maybe instead of sending our troops home we should send them a little North-West... ;)

    :mad:
     
  3. Due North

    Due North Source of Insanity

    Of course there's a link between Iraq and al Qaeda....

    [​IMG]
     
  4. yz250mike

    yz250mike Eric Cartman is my idol

    Re: Of course there's a link between Iraq and al Qaeda....

    Hahahaha, that was funny :D

    But seriously we should send our troops to France next
     
  5. Due North

    Due North Source of Insanity

    Hmmmmmm.....I wonder who 'put' those documents there?
     
  6. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    Was it the Canadians? Did they show up?

    Just Wondering,

    Darrin Talbott
     
  7. Due North

    Due North Source of Insanity

    They were there, we just don;t feel its necessary to announce everything to CNN.
     
  8. Joss

    Joss F3 Dabbler

    An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?"

    "Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie."

    He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the neurosurgeon's scalpel slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anaesthetic.

    As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain."

    The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"
     
  9. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    What's been going on, Due?

    You've hit the problem the U.S. is going to have - anything found, everyone will scream that it was planted.

    See Ya,

    Darrin Talbott
     
  10. Due North

    Due North Source of Insanity

    This and that. Been working like a slave, no union to protect me.;)

    The problem that the administration is going to have is of their own making. They lack legitimacy, they're not trustworthy and they absolutely refuse to allow any impartial observers.

    Imagine this: You're charged with a crime. You're not permitted to view the evidence. You're not allowed to challenge the prosecutor. You're not even allow to make a statement in your own defence. Think you'll be tried fairly???
     
  11. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    You're right; there would be no fair trial, but who's to say the U.N. wouldn't plant (or push into a corner and hide) any evidence they found?

    Saddam's biggest problem is that, whether they would admit it or not, everyone knew he was guilty of something.

    See Ya,

    Darrin Talbott
     
  12. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    It's sad but no matter what your viewppoint on anything it's always easy to throw out a conspiracy theory to cover answers you don't like/won't accept. The people who are against the war will always be against - facts won't sway them so it's not like it really matters what Bush does.
     
  13. Due North

    Due North Source of Insanity

    There were these three guys, one from Newfoundland, one from Quebec and one from Ontario.

    One day while walking along the beach they find this bottle. The Newfie picks it up and as he rubs it a genie appears. The genie says, "For freeing me I'll grant each of you one wish."

    Well, the Newfie is right in there, "Fill the sea with all the fish we can catch." So the genie grants the wish and instantly the sea is teeming with all manner of Salmon, Cod, .....

    The guy from Quebec says, "I want a wall built around our province that is impenetrable. I want for nothing to come in and nothing to get out. Then mon frere's and I will be truly independent from the rest of Canada." As with the Newfie's request, instantly a wall was erected.

    The guy from Ontario thinks for a minute then says, "Tell me about this wall."

    The genie says, "Its 800 feet (250 meters) high, completely encircles the province. Absolutely nothing can penetrate it. Nothing in - nothing out."

    The guy from Ontario smiles and says, "Fill 'er up with water."

    :D:D:D
     
  14. Joss

    Joss F3 Dabbler

  15. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    Are you describing the Iraqi government under the Baath Party? :Poke:
    Reminds me of a rape trial where the defendant's lawyer smears the reputation of the victim in order to protect the rapist.
     
  16. wera176

    wera176 Well-Known Member

    I've hear that before (while I was in Ontario, actually) Always makes me laugh! My favorite Canada joke! :D
     
  17. Due North

    Due North Source of Insanity

    Lets imagine for a second that in this trial there's absolutely no physical evidence of any kind, not even anything to show that a rape actually occurred. Let's also say that there's also a multi-million dollar civil suit who’s success will also hinge on this trial (motive to lie). Last, the only witness the prosecution has is a known compulsive liar.

    I dunno, I guess the pessimist in me would be just a tad suspicious.
     
  18. mad brad

    mad brad Guest

    shouldn't you be focusing on canada's military ventures?


    :D
     
  19. Robert

    Robert Flies all green 'n buzzin

    Why waste money on a bigger handgun when everybody knows the guy next door has a bazooka? :confused:
     
  20. Due North

    Due North Source of Insanity

    Nah....buy 2 bazookas and blo his ass outta the water.
     

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