That stupid monkey stole my chips!!! Was at Gibraltar yesterday, so went to see the cute little apes. Needed to change camera lenses. I'm no fool, I'll do it in the car. That way the little thieves can't steal my camera. Sitting in the car changing lenses, big monkey sitting on the roof waiting. Oh isn't that cute. Soon as I open the door to get out the bugger swings down into the car. I freak out and slam the door shut. Now theres a monkey in the car. Wonderful. Open the door, monkey grabs bag of chips, I threaten monkey, monkey threatens back, monkey wins, wife laughs. Stupid monkey. Going to Estoril in the a.m.
