Winter Blah Fix, Just for Howie

Here's Johnny to tell Gypsy what he didn't win!

That's right Gypsy... YOU LOST! And let me tell you what you didn't win:
A twenty volume set of the Encyclopedia International.
A case of Turtle Wax.
A year's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.
An Amana Radar Range.
A Whirlpool washer and dryer.
A lifetime supply of Gaines dog food.
But that's not all. You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. You don't get to come back tomorrow. You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. You're a complete loser!

 

I miss rice a roni. It really was a treat. And not just in SF

 

You need to identify what Rice-a-Roni really is. You know, what are you REALLY missing? I'm betting it's not too far below the surface, but you're gonna have to dig a little. Just remember, you're among friends. Weirdo.

 

That hurts.......I really like turtle wax.......do you know how many turtles you need to smash to get one little can? Don't even get me started on how many carnubas you need.

 

I like naugah's. They make greeat door panels and couches.

 

How about formalda?

 

It's a little messy. I'm trying to avoid it myself.

 

I was? I get mine from the Pimp Master

 

Pretty funny stuff Woody.

 

Here ya go Dyle...

 

Damn Stickboy. Thats nice getup there pal. Keep to the clouds and make sure you give us a super hero yell when you fly over South Ga.

Woooooohooooooo!!!

 

I thought the ghay super hero battle cry was......Hhhhhhaaayyyyy?!

 

You do realize you did that way too convincing... right?

 

I was a bartender in college, you meet all kinds of people. Tuesday was ghay superhero night.

 

Is that where you met Super Stick?

 

I was a Shirley Temple drinking fool

 

A Shirley Temple is a non-alcoholic mixed drink made with:
Two parts GINGER ale
One part orange juice
Splash of grenadine
Garnished with a maraschino cherry

Dude, you're not helping your cause

 

You know me. I probably didn't think that through very well

 

I was waiting on someone to say all that. You da man Woody. Stick all the GINGER ale should put a pound or 2 on you at least bro. By the time I get back on track Im gonna be as round as Kevin. This no raising my heart rate is getting to be almost impossible. All I can do to pass the time is eat and eat and eat. Maybe Ill get some of that Ginger Ale from Stick. Are you using the Ginger Ale Light....??

 

You may not like where the two parts ginger comes from for yours