What one food item could you not live without?

MEAT

 

Probably Boca Burgers or "Ultimate Meal", mmmmmmm. :up:

 

PIE, my good fellows, is the only thing
we will ever need...you can shit-can
all that garbage you would eat before
it kills you, especially bacon...

PIE...it is what is!

 

Broccoli...

 

gaaawd! Freak






















now throw some bacon ranch dressing on it then we're golden!

 

No kidding. I think ya'll must be French or something. Bacon is God.

-jim

 

You need an intervention.

 

I am properly cured with the sweetest of smokes. You just don't understand.

-jim

 

Forgive them, brother-in-pig.

 

Cheese, Gromit, cheese!

 

cured by what ails you?
This is, gentlemen, the
sign of addiction...you
will note the insistence
upon taking the addictive
substance, thus rendering
intervention even more
complex and drawn-out.



247,525 men in the U.S. die each year from
eating bacon and the harmful additives in bacon.
-New England Journal of Medicine, Jan 2007.

 

Bring it.

-jim

 

Yea? You won't be cacklin' away when one day
yer liver and kidneys get 'baconized' and refuse
to cooperate. It's a scientific fact that men who
eat bacon die prematurely, as well as: bacon is
causing erectile dysfunction. The bacon factories
and the makers of pecker-pills are in cahoots.
You've been warned.:tut:


Inability to maintain erections longer than three minutes
can be directly attributed to the consumption of bacon
in the age brackets 28-45 yrs.
-Chicago Institute for the Study of Erectile Tissue,
March, 2006.

 

Sushi...... Damn I sure like that stuff!

 

That's more than enough time.

 

When did you move to Chicago, Charles?

-jim

 

Looks like I can start eating bacon in a year!!!

 

I hope that bacon thing was a joke. My gf has been cooking it for breakfast the past 2 weeks and my erections are firm and stiff. I have birds landing on it when I eat breakfast on the back porch.

 

very good. :up:

But, on the down side, the bacon will eventually
drain the blood away from your more important
functions and coagulate in the kidneys and liver;
imagine little bits of bacon, completely undigestible,
like little pieces of cryptonite, scouring the soft
insides of your vital organs, like miniature brillo-pads.
A few years of that and you're talking dialysis and
tubes stuck in you draining out the bacon bits and
damaged organ pieces.
No shit. Guys who ate those 'Baconator' sandwiches
are all under medical care by now, with hope fading
each day.