Waffle House egg surcharge

I going to organize a hunting eggspedition to find free range eggs in the wild.

 

We sell our excess eggs and there has been an increase in demand for them. Unfortunately egg production slows this time of the year.

 

My Biches be putting in work...Some double yokers too

 

Shell out the extra and don't complain.

 

<ahem> eggstra.

 

Don’t post an address or your layers might get poached!

 

What an eggstravaganza.

 

Because he didn't do it.

 

Look at this effing millionaire just showing off.

 

The anti Orange folks are waiting for someone else to make and pay for the stickers.

 

This thread is rotten

Nothing has cracked me up

 

Your sense of humor is scrambled.

Or hard-boiled.

 

Damn, the humor lately is a shell of it's former self....

 

The great eggscape or possible eggstortion either way this eggscapade is breaking news.

Police have a person of interest;

 

It's Waffle House.

Forget the egg, eat your waffle, beat up the next customer coming in.

 

Chicken or the egg?

 

Also, don't forget your jacket.

 

It's definitely my favorite. Introduced the wife and kids to it and they each said ewww, initially...until they tried it. Now they all think it tastes eggsellent.

 

Yeah, I can hurt myself at a Chinese buffet if they serve egg foo young.