+1 Anybody run a credit report on this bitch yet? The "goo" on the condom would of had to been less than probably 10 minutes old or nothing would have happened I'd guess. Of course I'm no doctor, and I doubt the mythbusters would try it. My aunt developed a latex allergy in her 40's and had similiar symptoms.
I'm betting that the Grandma washed the kid's mouth out with bleach or ammonia, hoping that he wouldn't get some nasty virus.
My dog has eaten at least 5 condoms and I'm always surprised when they come out, you would think they would get stuck in there because he's only like 25 lbs., but so far so good. No herp yet either.
Now I'm not a doctor or anything but I don't know of any STI that has an incubation period of ZERO... A few days? For some, sure. Most are weeks if not longer. (I take that back... crabs, if you want to call then an STI would not have an incubation period)