Don't know if any of you remember this but a couple of years ago there was a massive shortage of toilet paper. The shelves that once were filled with paper products were chronically barren. During these trying times whenever we were at Costco and they weren't out of toilet paper we'd buy a case. Mind you we didn't walk out into the parking lot with a mountain of the stuff, we'd just grab one case. But each case was like 36 rolls. We were planning on wiping some ass, that's for sure. Eventually the crisis was over and those empty shelves became full again. And there was great rejoicing. About a week ago I finally pulled out the last of the stash. Charmin hasn't been on the grocery list around these parts for a couple of years at least, but it looks like we're finally going to need to buy some more. Anyone know how much it goes for these days? Do I need to start looking into financing options? The End
Just keep buying at costco. They put it on sale once a month still. I have 3 kids so we get the red 'super tough' stuff
Costco Kirkland brand is the best deal at$26 a case. Best bet is to get a bidet from Home Depot and wash your asshole when you take a shit instead of smearing the shit all over it.
One of the joys of living alone. I go through MAYBE one roll a month. Pooping at work as much as possible has it's avantages .
One square. Fold it in half twice, and tear off the inside corner about 1/2 inch in. Don't throw away the tear-off. Unfold the square, stick your finger through it, and perform clean-up with your finger. Pull the square off your finger, wiping it clean as you go. Use the tear-off to clean under the nail. A roll might last you a year or so.
