The Official Thread Papa Won't Allow

Auminer needs help disposing of a body.

Note to self. Log out of the beeb before walking away from your computer.

 

Come on Cortez, don't be a puss. You are holding out on your fans.

 

Windows-L, always!

 

Had a pool party on Sunday, after the guests left and the kids were off in bed the Mrs. and I sat back out at the pool for a drink or two. I made her film a Phoebe Cates/Fast Times Ridgemont High pool scene. It's on my phone but can't seem to find a way to upload..Not that I would anyway...

 

I'll see your hot tub and raise you my Saturday night

 

Are we supposed to be impressed that you beat off while taking pictures of your girl having a good time?

Stop being so vigorous...you're blurring the image. High frequency vibrations will do that.

 

that isnt my girl. these two were drunk and stayed at my place after the club, i went to sleep not long after this and let them destroy my living room


im not a cheating kind of guy

 

I can't tell one half naked brunette from another in blurry photos.

 

After multiple $14 PBR's it's probably tough to hold the cellphone steady.

-jim

 

no man pbr is cheap! its the spirits that are an arm and a leg!

 

Damn. In spite of my best efforts I have managed to lead a sheltered life.

 

Probably for the best. Not everyone wants to die from supercirrhosisclapititis while wanking off to blurry photos of two chicks making out