If you've ever seen a bottling/canning plant, you'd understand. With the way the cans move down the line, there's no way to line those up.
Truth be told, we used to camp at Road America with a group of execs from Johnsonville. They would “sponsor” our camping, and we ate GOOD. They would actually concur with your statement. But the German in me says curry ketchup is acceptable on sausages.
Curry ketchup is barely acceptable on fries. All sausage deserves good mustard and nothing else (for spreadable type condiments, toppings are a different story).
Not reading back to see if it's a repost. How much would it cost us to get his house fixed like this?