HAHAHA!! You wouldn't want to come out here, you already explained to us how much you hate it. Just like I tell my kids, if LAX is a lot cheaper, we are driving.
John Wayne is Orange county Bob Hope is Burbank Sonny Bono is Palm Springs (well just the concourse but close enough)
I think that’s the only S. Cal airport I haven’t flown out of. Time wise it is even further from my house versus San Diego.