Starting over

Well, it

Well, it does take time. I started out working on helicopters, then college, then pulling parts out of an injection molding press, etc, etc, till I got an engineering job. Ya gotta pay your dues.

 

I owe nothing to nobody. If an employer doesn't like it, they can kiss my skinny white butt. I don't play by anyones rules, I play by mine. I offer, they accept or not,then we go from there.

When you're in charge of your own life, you make the rules.

It's fun fucking with them. Lolol

 

How long to deliver a pizza to NH?

 

If you figured out your GPS tracking deal please share it with the rest of us.

Glad you're doing it on your terms.

 

Can you deliver me a pizza with no crust?

 

No wtf? The crust is the BEST thing about pizza.

 

Who cares if he hops around jobs for the next few months? Not like he's going to put delivering for Pizza place, picking up road kill and greeter at Dirty Dick's porn emporium on his freakin' resume.

"Well, there's a gap on your resume, what did you do during this time?"
"I traveled the northwest of the US searching for the elusive Cobain owl as a volunteer for the University of Dipshitville and I also raced dune buggies in the deserts of Namib. I wanted to explore life while I could."

 

Only if it’s a stuffed crust.

 

Your like a professional liar. Ought to get paid, sort of like Dear Abby for assholes needing an out.

You could call your website: whatzmymove.com

 

What kind of money you making for a shift? I delivered pizzas for a few years and I think it was at least $100 a night usually plus minimum wage, not great money but it was the easiest job ever. The best shifts for us were lunches delivering big orders to office buildings. $50 tips for driving 3 minutes and carrying some bags was pretty sweet. I've actually thought about doing it again part time, better than sitting around doing nothing.

 

So, you’re saying that it’s not because of PH rules that you willfully put the paint-scratching plastic PH logo on top of your nice shiny truck, rather, it was your choice?

 

Holy crap. $100? I make about half that. Considering the amount of labor I do, the time spent there, and the overall hassle I deal with, even what I make is decent. Shit we'd all kill to make a $100 per shift. Fuck I'd retire there lolol.

 

yes.

 

Too Many Daves released the soundtrack to Metalhead's life.

https://toomanydaves.bandcamp.com/album/weekend-at-daves

Well, if he still drank. Give Weekend at Dave's a listen and try not to picture Mister sparky driving around with a seat full of pizzas singing Hey, fuck you man.

 

This just popped up in my Amazon related feed.

Now we know what DaveK does, and he uses his mini status to profit
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00ZYU8...&pd_rd_r=b434c095-051c-11e9-b252-797d8085bc39

 

I know because I clicked on that I'm going to start seeing umbrella ads.

 

Oh, forgot to tell y'all, I got bitched at yesterday because of my driving. Like 5 people have called to bitch about me. Manager chick was like "dude slow down".

I told her I was the Broome of pizza delivery.

She didn't get it.

 

This is Broome level gastronomy

 

If you are you need to start demanding that all pizzas be a perfect circle of the same exact diameter with the exact same count of toppings or you will refuse to deliver them.

 

Lol I do go all Broome at the cut table. EVERY pizza I cut, each slice is EXACTLY the same as the others. I yell at other drivers who don't cut theirs proportionately.