Mmm, mmm good, and the perfect defense against crazy people with guns. Chicken noodle soup. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/01/1...gainst-intruders-790312695/?intcmp=latestnews
I thought the solution was posting up signs that the schools are a gun free zone? That should do it....right?
With schools now making Physical Education an elective, or only one quarter a year, good luck getting little Johnny and Missy enough arm strength and aim to do anything by hucking a can of Tomato Bisque.
The scariest part of this article is that someone as stupid as that Principal is in charge of educating children. Throwing shit at gunmen will just get kids killed.
Seems smart too me! I'd NEVER consider bringing a gun to a can of beans fight!!! :crackhead: And this is from someone who is in charge of teaching our children, and with a college degree or three. They need to "can" those Fucktards!
Not to worry, the cans will be kept away from the kids and dispensed only in case of an emergency. You can't make this stuff up.
And a reminder to parents, only cans of healthy foods will be accepted as weapons. No fruit in syrup, no SpaghettiOs, no Spam, etc. Please don't be the parent whose child was left unarmed during a shooting situation just because you have chosen to ignore the benefits of healthy food choices.
Ok so have the little angels bring in cans, then promptly suspend them for bringing in a weapon. But seriously, Holy mother of mixed up messages. Teach the kids that all weapons are bad, violence is bad, but also teach them to turn everyday items into weapons and then attack a killer with a gun! And what happens when one of the little angels beats the crap out of another kid in a fight with one of these improvised, school sponsored weapons?
When you've ruled out the logical and sane answers to the problem, this is what you're left with. At least there are still no evil guns in the school.
