So this is the place to say Hello, newbie here

Welp, that's it. I'm going to hell in a handbasket (whatever the hell that means).

 

Now you're talking like a man with a paper asshole.

 

Your big metal head would never fit in a handbasket.

Use your smatphone and call for a taxi instead

 

You still here _indy?

 

I fear he has departed from this site.

 

He's out looking for the Holy Grail.

 

and we only got 2 pages...oh well...

 

Or researching the habits of migratory birds from Africa…

-indy: please come back! we promise not to say anything improper, illegal, unethical, obnoxious, offensive, insensitive, ill-intended, disrespectful, etc., etc., ad infinitum. We just want to get to know you better, is all.

 

Well that just killed all future conversation.

 

Probably just here for the free classifieds after all.....

 

you mean, didn't fall for the bbs-cracklike addiction after the first hit?

let's have him take a 2nd

 

Please don't repeat this. We have a reputation to maintain, you know.

 

I walked away from this thread.
Figured what the hell, maybe a couple of others have said hello and let's do a ride.

After 5 pages of laughing my ass off I finally got to the end.
This place is a cross between the tiger1050 forum and thespeedtriple forum plus some crack.

Think I might just fit in.

Trying to remember a couple of questions, yes on smart phone. How do you set the time on it.
Trampoline, i'm up in the air about that at the moment.
Only track I have done is putnam.
Need to network on places to flop near mid Ohio, or Kentucky, Autobahn and maybe Barber.
Being a working stiff don't have the cash do the hotel bit while doing track days. SO in trade, my place is always open for putnam days or the Indy 500, Brickyard and of course the GP in August.
Once the bed's and couch's fill up, the inflatable mattress comes out. Once we ended up with a couple camping in the yard. One brought a motorhome and just hooked up. Think it was 20 at that point.

Looks like I will have to work on the steering damper (why is it required) never used one in the past. So that and working on wire tying up the bike (OK the bolts) is on the list.

 

Glad to see you didn't get scared off. Welcome to the zoo. :up:

 

Have you won any trackdays yet? How big is the trophy?
Have you blown up any engines and been forced to sit on the side of the track with no kickstand while a drunk spectator mocks you non-stop?
Have you ever used tortillas for mittens?

 

Here's the bike you've been looking for.....http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=322680

Oh, you need a hauler/rig too....here ya go....http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=322490

Wait there's more... do I have a trailer?...sure do....
Package deal, lets make it happen...I'm from Indiana originally, and just down the road from ya in Cincy...

 

So you know Reuben, he did the shocks and forks on my Tiger and he does my tire's for me. He's the least expensive shop I know of, does good work.

Would love to pick up the bike and trailer, just a bit out of my mad money fund range.

 

Yup.. He does my suspension. He's from Cincy originally.

$8k. Come and get 'em. :wow:

$14k for all of it....