So I'm flipping between the Oscars and The Walking Dead...

...and wondering why they can't combine the two. I'd watch in a hearbeat.

 

The zombies on the Oscars are scarier because they're real.

Well, plastic and shallow but they exist.

 

I'd pay hard-earned cash to watch a few in that audience turn and go to town on the others. Gotta lock the doors first, though.

 

You didn't see Bill Murray?

 

Looking old isn't he.
Charlize Theron looks hoot:up:
Is she tall enough to stand flat footed and shit in a dumptruck?

 

She's tall, but not that tall. I'd say about 5'9". I briefly talked to her at the last-ever launch of the space shuttle. No make-up, but still very, very, very nice.

 

Any male watching the Oscars will get you a gay card. Zombies not withstanding.

 

He shoots, he scores!

 

Woo-hoo! I finally get my card!

 

Honorary lifetime membership just wasnt cutting it?

 

He just wanted something to ping back on the gaydar