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They make things called motels, for that kind of thing. What goes on between two consenting adults is your business. It doesn't need to be ours.

 

Mt Davis

 

Camping

 

Wabbit season.

Duck season.

BLACKBERRY SEASON!

 

Enough of the dick pics!

 

Apologies for making everyone feel inadequate...

 

Not a dick...just the thumb of one.

 

Dafuq you clip your fingernails with, a Cuisinart?

 

Tell us more about your day of beauty at the salon

 

They are required to change the name from beauty salon to salon when Egg walks in.

 

Bitch, I actually USE my hands to do Spanish work…you know, Manuel Labore…

I don’t have a cushy job rolling around in a company truck picking up soft lumps left on the lawn by the family mutt…

Speaking of which, given the look of that thumbnail, and your career, should you really be chewing your nails, @auminer?

 

I’m only there to get my beard pomade.

 

A pair of dy.... Ummmmmmm..... Sidecutters.

Gotta keep it PC with a buncha nancyboy manicure critics up in here.

 

Shut it!

 

Does that include a dew rag?

 

One to gnaw on each paw?