Shit im gettin old

It’s not an addiction!

I can stop any time I want!

And I don’t wanna!

 

More like a cup of burnt beans you need to cover up with sugar and creamer

 

But it sure taste good....

 

If you simply had a more sophisticated palate, you would be able to appreciate your local barista's talent. It may taste like paint thinner, but what do you want for twelve dollars?

 

An empty colon.

 

When I want a milkshake I go to Culvers not starbucks

 

My mom let me start drinking coffee when I was about 9 years old....cream and sugar in it of course. She also told me that when I grow up, the cream and sugar will probably go away. Well, I'm gonna be 70 years old in Nov this year and I guess I never "growed" up.

 

Never put anything in your coffee other than the last 967 cups of coffee you've put in that cup!!1

 

Some people never outgrow Dairy Queen.

 

Is that Dave K's commode?

 

I have to admit.......when someone says "I've got a sweet tooth", I usually think.....I've got a mouthful of them bastards.

 

That picture is a few years old, and the cup hasn't been washed over that interim!

 

The irony of the Germ X...

 

If the mug ends up clean in the washer will you lose the dark abyss of your soul?

 

Just like a finely seasoned cast iron pan

 

I want to know WTH are Standardized Elderberries....???

 

A set distance of hang for us older guys' junk?

 

How they get that into capsules, I don't want to know!

 

They’re good for your immune system so start sucking ‘em down!