Sentences that make you cringe...

I get "hello mister K, this is the principal from centreville elementary".



A lot.

 

I must be getting old, because the nagging old lady stuff just doesn't happen anymore.

But this one Putter? Yeah... I cringe... "Am I gonna need to bring a bucket?"

 

"Why do you need a new one?"

"What's wrong with this one?"

 

followed by me saying "dude, ILL TAKE THE OLD ONE!!!"

 

LOL. Yep. She threw up on all her friends at pre-school. I think she ate too much Valentine candy or something because was fine after that. No school for 24 hours though.

Her "friend" Logan blew her a kiss as we were walking out. I can't handle this already.

 

I was talking about you and Grantourin getting married :crackhead:


NTTIAWWT

 

...From the top of the steps while I'm in the garage tied up like a pretzel in my bike...

"can you come upstairs for a minute"

 

I thought about that after i posted.

 

Aww damn i hate shit like that, at home or work. The way i see it, if i am somewhere else and somebody wants me for something, it is their job to come to me.

If i want to talk to somebody else, i will go to them.

I cant stand to be somewhere else and somebody yell "hey ........" and then just leave it at that as if i am supposed to drop what im doing and come see what they want.

 

Cool story bro.

 

I'm fine...

 

"Guess what"...followed by "No... you gotta guess!".....

 

Yeah, my wife has been pulling that crap since day one. Now after 28 years I just don't answer and make her come look for me. She then says, "didn't you hear me calling for you?!".

No dear, I sure didn't.

She still hasn't figured it out and this is a woman with a Master's in Psychology.

 

I don't do that....anymore!

Sup?

My mom says your....

 

"What the hell is WRONG with you???"

 

Oh shit. That has to be the worst one.

I cringe every time i see the red flags.

 

I tried that, but then she started calling me on my cell.