Security TShirt + DaveK

I give. What?

 

I'm going to need you to be more specific with your line of questioning

 

Now I got your back

 

i prefer using a coffee pot

 

Now that is the frog callin the fishin line green....

 

Good ideal. The small opening at the top doesn't give you trouble?

 

I don't know what that means, but I hope you allow me to use it at inappropriate moments.

 

how big is your coffee mug opening

 

I don't have trouble chasing things around the sides or at the bottom of my coffee mug.

BTW, I also have soup mugs that are even better

 

Didjoo go huntin down in yonder holler yesterday?

 

Didjoo reboot yonder puter yesterday

 

I don't own a computer. Some bitch ass from Joisey stole it.

 

Even if you had one, kicking for a second time doesn't usually make it act any better

 

Works with you.

 

Are imaginary puters like imaginary friends

DId you install your antivirus on said imaginary puter

 

It only works because I'm not as smart as a compooter.