School me on investing...

if you bought the dip, some crypto is up 30% today...i didn't so it'll keep on going

 

Been a shitty month, though, overall...

 

midget amputee

I hope you can invest better than you can speel.

 

That didn't take long..

 

Anybody got a ticker for Brawndo? I'd like to go all in and setup my Family for some generational wealth.....

 

Best I can do:



Anyone else old enough to remember this stuff?

 

Just looked at the old Etrade and blurted out "wow" and holy shit" loud enough my wife asked me what's up.

I was slightly premature selling PLTR...

PYPL just can't catch a break

ELF and EL taking hits (don't bitches wear makeup anymore?)

Still green overall, but some wild shit

 

Never heard of it, but likely a regional thing. Back then you had to hook up the wagon train and travel 4-5 months to get some Cheerwine.

 

PLTR to the moon...of course I own none.

 

I nearly pushed the button to buy some yesterday mid-day but got distracted with rockets. Oh well.

 

Karp will make an Elon level gaff at some point and we can buy in at $60

 

wrong way to get PLTR to the moon

 

take comfort in the fact that, if i bought it when i started looking (which i didn't) and held it thru recent times (which i didn't have it), myself, along with anyone else i could possibly think of, wouldn't have held it past $70 haha. i dunno if that helps or not, but thinking you'd magically wake up to a 25% day after having a 1000% year, seems like a fools errand. would have been taken my ball and gone home already too accordingly.

 

Oh, I'm not too broken up about it- more funny than anything. Got an order in to sell the next 25% at $107, will re-evaluate after that.

 

Nice day.

Hell, nice month, for a boring old dirt-digging company.

 

I'll hop on that train. Dirt ain't going anywhere.

 

TLRY had a nice 15% jump so I looked at the news to see why...."Tilray Brands (TLRY) unit Montauk Brewing said Wednesday that JetBlue Airways (JBLU) will serve its Surf Beer Golden Ale craft beer on all flights."

I hope there's more going on than just some shitty beer being served on an even shittier airline...

 

Isn't making the dirt go somewhere their core business?

 

probably not.

Stock Market: Tesla fixed the broken toilet in one of their stalls, +$30/share