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Roller Dogs

Discussion in 'General' started by kenessex, Jun 6, 2024.

  1. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    I have been doing a lot of interstate driving trips and have been stopping for gas at assorted stations that all seem to have the roller dog selection of dogs, polish sausage, brats, egg rolls, taquitos, etc...

    Since most of these places are open 24 hrs, how long will they let an unsold dog or other roller treat sit there and spin before they get rid of it?
    Can they just sit there forever?
    Are there customers that prefer the really cooked to the point of being jerky?
    What do roller dogs taste like, as I have never eaten one? Are they good?
     
  2. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    May as well have a couple of them.

    Get some of their sushi, too.
     
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  3. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Totally depends on the place for how long. The dogs and such are easy to tell as they dry out, the taquitos less easy.

    All in all it's cheap hot dogs, they're not good but they're not bad.
     
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  4. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Based on a 7 Eleven on 38th street in Philadelphia back in the day, I would say the answer is "until the drunk homey on the curb outside collects enough change." There's no rush.
     
  5. bigkaley

    bigkaley Well-Known Member

    Slather them in the dispenser chili and then hit the road!... you'll be fine!
     
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  6. tony 340

    tony 340 Well-Known Member

    Speedway stations and hot mustard for the win
     
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  7. 27

    27 Well-Known Member

    I thought this was going to be about ugly derby chicks…. Or some sort of canine racing… or roller derby for dogs or something… :crackup:

    disappointing:D
     
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  8. Past Glory

    Past Glory I still have several AVON calendars from the 90's

    Check Clark Griswald's review channel on youtube.
     
  9. Pneumatico Delle Vittorie

    Pneumatico Delle Vittorie Retired "Tire" Guy

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  10. Pneumatico Delle Vittorie

    Pneumatico Delle Vittorie Retired "Tire" Guy

  11. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    And I bet you’re the kind of asshole who won’t get an egg out of the jar at the bar, either. Do you hold your pinky out when you drink your glass of Schlitz?
     
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  12. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

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  13. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    F you, I am fine with the egg out of the jar. Pickled eggs in a bar are a good thing. On here, maybe not so much. However, keep your whore mouth to yourself, cause I am not ever drinking Schlitz. That goes for PBR and Grainbelt, too. I only drink good beer. No pickled pigs feet either, that is just nasty food.
     
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  14. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    Oh, well pardon me. That a man of such distinction and social stature could ever be mistaken for your common rabblerouser is testament to my lack of refinement and pedigree.

    Please, accept my most humblest of apologies…

    while you eat a dick
     
  15. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    What was the name of the cheese factory we got the pizzas from last summer? Yummo
     
  16. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Come to the Dave k 8/12! Where all our Monsters are cold and our hot dogs are rolled! Roll tide! Whooooo!
     
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  17. E-Van

    E-Van Well-Known Member

    With the circumference of the dog, the speed of the rollers and the time, you could even figure out how many miles it rolled before someone ate it.
     
  18. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    Elmwood Creamery
     
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  19. ducnut

    ducnut Well-Known Member

    You’ll be safe, eating off Love’s truck stop rollers. That stuff constantly rotates through. However, I don’t trust mom-and-pop gas stations. And, taquitos? Never. Likewise, the jalapeño brats. Both will loosen you right up.
     
  20. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    I'd rather take my chances with Taco Hell
     
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