Picture caption contest....

My apologies before you read this

Ben: Ok, see...you put your left hand on her back...ya know for balance. Then keep your right hand ready for a good smack, they like dude. Then drive it home.

Go: Like this right mate?

Girl in back: got any stilts?

Guy: fags!


Once again my apologies

 

"all of terry vance's hard earned money spent in the wind tunnel pays off"

 

Guy leaning against wall:

"Hey, Teresa. Let's hang for a sec. As soon as that photographer leaves, maybe they'll whip out the rest of that doobie and we can catch a buzz with 'em."

Girl:
"Kew-el"

 

Ok ok ok, one more from me.

"Don't you think the tryouts for '14K the movie' are pretty rigourous?"

"Yeah, imagine what they are like for the lead role? Hell all this just to be a backmarker!?!?!?!"


Lee
#522
SLowest Backmarker
or
Fastest Last Place Finisher

 

"I'm tellin' you Dude, Ron Jeremy himself showed me this move on the bike from Easy Rider. Works every time, I swear."

 

Ben: Yea, I always do this when I'm stoned...You just have to be carefull for the...


Uhm...


branches...


Damn, that must have hurt.

Here, take another hit, you'll feel better.

 

Lisa and Papa have opted not to participate. I'll be picking the top five and posting a poll soon.

 

ben: dude
gobert: dude
ben: dude?
gobert: dude.
ben: sweet

 

Tony, you want the winning quote, okay *"Give me the gawd damn beer or I'll go Cactus Jack on your ass"




* quote taken from Dave K talking to Ex CCS on the BBS

 

You're not a "corn sack rattler" are you?

 

Gobert: "I was like...smack smack, slippity slap, booooya!! And she was like, 'Oh ride me daddy Gobert, I am such a bad little duc'"

Ben: "Oh Yeah?! I was like 'Watch out Baby, your about to be Bostromized!!!!! and she was like 'WHEEEEEEEEEEEE' , drag me through the corkscrew like a bad little squirrel!!"

 

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Duude...walk this way...

 

here's a couple....

No, really. Here's a couple! Aren't they cute in their matching leather pajamas?? And climbing on the playground equipment?

"Hey, I hope the producers of the SpiderMan movie see us. (Ben): I'll play the lead and you can be my stunt double."

"Whatever you do, don't scratch the tank! These Italians will have our heads in our helmets if you do!"

"If you fall off, make sure you don't knock my helmet off. I borrowed it from Evil Knievel and he'll be mad if I scratch it! "

 

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You put your left foot in and you shake it all about...do the hokey pokey....

 

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Walk like an Egyption...

 

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Take a walk on the wild side

 

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Surfin USA

 

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Hello,
Hello,
Do you like my hat?
No, I do not like your hat
Goodbye
Goodbye

 

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Ben...If you stand like this, your leathers won't be so tight in the crotch.

 

Ben: Hey, Anthony. Look at that guy on that BBS that keeps coming up with those silly phrases. What the heck is he doing?

Anthony: I don't know. It looks like has too much time on his hands and nothing better to do. And what kind of name is "Go Karter" anyway?