One step closer to becoming American

Well I just received my notice for the immigration interview / civics test on January 11. Assuming I pass I am getting closer to being able to be a rude asshole when I travel. It has been quite a while since I have had to take a test of any consequence so I should probably take a look at the study guides. The only thing I really remember is "in 1776 we kicked out those British dicks."

 

What country are you a citizen of? Dual citizenship?

 

October 1st, 1940 - German's bombed pearl harbor. That's why the world celebrates Octoberfest, as a warning to not f@ck with 'merica!

 

What kinda gun you gettin’ first?

 

Don't forget to vote...it's still not too late.

 

cool beans. just bring along a case of bud to the test while singing Skynrd and you'll be alright


only 4 years and 10 months left for me

enough time to practice and unfortunately too long until the next (s)election

 

Some important dates that WILL be on the test:

December 31, 1951 Kenny Roberts was born. Jan 1, 1952 'merica put forth a worldwide vote to move Christmas to Dec 31st and rename it Robertsmas but the Wonky toothed brits blocked it because of Sheene.

November 30, 1972. Even Knievel tried to jump the Atlantic ocean on a stock 1966 Harley Shovelhead dresser but only made it to Greenland because the bike ran out of gas.

April 30, 1945. Hitler killed himself because Chuck Norris was knocking on the front door of Führerbunker. The Soviets covered this up 'cause they didn't have a Chuck Norris and the closets they could come to cloning (using DNA from 207 German hookers Norris nailed in 1 day to celebrate) him was Ivan Drago.

July 20, 1969, 'merica landed on the Moon. Neil Armstrong became the first human to step foot on the moon, Buzz Aldrin the second and Richard "Tiger" Ficker was the third. They covered up Tiger's participation because while Neil and Buzz were collecting rocks and stupid shit, Tiger was off doing moon blow and wrecking moon hookers becoming "only" the third dude on the moon but the first to f@ck a Moonian chick.

 

Speechless

 

thank god they dont requalify citizens Id be in double jeopardy trouble... @Dave K dates & events are news I can use!a

 

Who's Even Knievel?

 

So I am trying to figure out how this is a big change.

 

Evel's twin brother.

 

Don't forget.....pay your taxes!

Congrats...

 

Mark, man, didn't you pay attention in knievel klass in High School? Everyone knows Robert and Ann Marie Knievel had 11 knievel kids.

3 girls, 8 boys.

In order of oldest to youngest. Eve Knievel (g), Eveb Knievel (b), Ever Knievel (b), Event Knievel (g), Eventual Knievel (g) the twins Evel Knievel (b) and Even Knievel (b), Everlasting Knievel (b), Everyday Knievel (b), Everglades Knievel (b) and the last is Eleven Knievel (b).

Robert and Ann Marie were quite insane, drank too much Everclear.

 

You, my dear clown, are an island.

 

Damned Canadians.

 

Do some of you guys really think that foreigners don't pay taxes? This comes up too often to be just a popular joke.

 

Quite a few don’t........but to be fair, many natural born muricans don’t either

 

Who these guys

 

We just need help paying it!