Old men & hair

Spane please. eyebrows over grown by 3 inches and half inch nose hair? Whatcha got?

 

Ear fuzz and my goatee was almost all white and gray the month I had it.

 

Abe Vigoda got all the chicks.

 

You got to keep that shit trimmed. I see it a lot, a mustache hanging out of a guys ears.

 

Envy is an ugly emotion.

 

The wife keeps me trimmed up. You know what I mean, pervs.

 

Brazilian bikini wax?

 

gross… ginger pubes everywhere… gives me some horrible flashbacks before I swore off crazy red haired chicks

 

Or you can have handy dental floss!

 

I’m a 70s kid… I’m all about the hairy snatch… I just like it dark and to stay put… punk ass girly boys can have all those waxed and shaved ones…

and this is an impressive thread Jack… even for me

 

oh we know...we know...

 

My Dad had a couple shrubs growing out his nose. It drove me insane.

 

I enjoy the time I spend plucking my ear hair

 

Battery powered trimmer for me.

 

Hmmm, I actually enjoy the manicuring session. Whether it is a landing strip, shaved, or just a trim.

 

Sound off:

Nose hair... Manly-man plucking? Or pansy-ass trimming?

 

well thanks for not leaving me hanging out here by myself in pervville to each their own I guess… my and a girlfriend use to surprise each other with notes like “eat me” or hearts shaved in pubes… or braids j/k but that would be hilarious… or pube dreds

that reminds me I have a great spring break shirt line design all based on the Publics grocery stores in FL and the SE… all because the first time in one in the 90s I asked if they sold any Pube Licks shirts… they stared at the red faced buddy with me and said it’s pronounced pub lix…

I said no Pube Licks it is…

 

I like waxed chicks and I cannot lie.
Nose trimmer, ear hair plucked. Eye brows hit when I get a haircut. Junk in the shower.

 

and since it’s you dude… you’ll laugh at this… so back in my long hair days I entertained this smoking hot spinner hippy chick sexual dynamo who lived with her parents still in college… before cell phones… so she spoke in code and the code for oral was “braiding my hair” she’d call and say… “yeah I can braid your hair… what time you want me there?” I’d make her wait and make it that much better…

I’d forgotten about her code talk and saw her a decade later at the grocery store and she asked if I was single and I was and she asked if she could stop over sometime… she said actually I’d like to come over and “braid your hair” right now if I could… I had cut all my hair off by then and said well it’s not very long but you can try… she stormed in my shop throwing clothes off with every step and was in a fit of rage “braiding my hair”

damn I miss those days