Ok so like, which one of you A-holes sent me forks in the mail?

The pale stale ale with the foam on the bottom ...
That chick on the can is really thick ... Ritchie likes thick

 

THe one I have is blue with some old dude on the can...at least that's what I remember. It's in a box somewhere...there might be a Billy Beer can in there too.

 

The Red can has a 400+ lbs girl in a bathing suit ...

 

I've seen some of the pics. They had a great sense of humor.

 

So, Ritchie, what do you want for your birthday? I have a salad fork you might like.
I accidentally brought it home from Outback.

 

You're in NH right? Send him some bed rocks from the waters of the Kangamangus.

 

Eff that. How about bernies head on a pike?

 

Vermont.

Edit: This ain't political but that would be an ugly yard ornament.

 

VT, NH effing poe-tat- toe, pa-tat- oe.

 

Imagine how good the crops will be with that frightening off the crows

 

No, that would be Maine. Or Idaho.

 

Not at Halloween.

Ok so like, so far I've recieved about 30#s of tourist mail from varying States. My mail chick hates me. My ol lady hates me. And I hate y'all.

Stop it. Stop it now.

Oh and, whoever sent the vaseline lip balm thanks. My kissers have been dry.

 

That’s what she said

 

So let me get this straight? Your labia is dry?

 

Kiss it.

 

No thank you

 

If you're going to mail forks, it should be to Shaneequa.

 

Which one of you dicks sent a bag of dicks?