Tiny Tim! Haha I need a pet little donkey. Thanks for that, seriously. I needed that video right now.
Speedy, I wish I could send you a dozen of them, each one ridden by a lovely Korean lass with loose morals. Okay, it's not a donkey but you don't really GAF, do you?
A couple of those engines, a scaled down A-10, a Dillon minigun to wrap it around and we're in business!