Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Has this one been up yet?

 

Imma hafta put @Resident Plarp in that list of my superiors. Whoever hurt him has my thanks.

 

Yes, but Costco had Halloween costumes in my local store on or before July 8th.

 

No, it's three combines, staggered.

 

I got quick draw, but Dern out-smartasses errybody!

 

There is 3 but they're cotton pickers, not combines.

 

That would be the cunt wife of a GS-10/step whatever, that my dad spent two years to get fired. She threatened to kill the whole family in interesting, not too subtle ways. During that time, while dad was TDY, our immediate neighbors disappeared for a couple of days before they were found dead in a park not too far away. I was ten at the time.

 

Are you trying to say you can't mount a different head and sorting mechanisms on those machines to harvest a different crop, Frito Bandito?

 

You can swap heads on combines but a cotton picker is a completely different machine.

 

So .. Red head? (Not joking,cause I never seem to know the line from funny to cocksucker) but Im sorry for the experience. I had 2 fuckface stepmoms, and countless men in and out of the house with dear old ma. My dad, I believe holds the worlds record for non prison DUI's in Lumpkin Co.Ga. And!! All i had to do was show up and be born!! What a bargain!!