no more farting in malawi

i dont know about you but i would be doing consecutive life sentences if this was a law here

http://madmikesamerica.com/2011/01/farting-a-crime-in-malawi/

 

I fart in his direction, what a f'ing dumbass to come up with that law!

 

Can the old saying, "The smeller is the feller" be used in court??

 

I'd have been sentence to death long ago if I were a citizen of Malawi with the high protein diet I've been on for the last 10-15 years

 

Colleen thought she had been sentenced to death yesterday, after I drank a huge glass of milk!

 

Can't see the link from this computer, Butt I did get wind of this related story last week... http://policelink.monster.com/news/...r-charges-first-degree-assault?comment_page=3 :up:

 

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Dave K would be a gonner...

 

He (or she) who denied it supplied it.

 

No farting, eh? For once I can see the future, everyone in the country will be dead or in prison.

 

If a law like this is passed all over the world then that means that all us "seniors" over 60 will be eliminated forthwith. Farting while walking along is one of our major sources of propulsion ya know. :up:

 

i thi9nk i just extended my sentence...time to throw me in segrigation

 

Would this be considered a terrorist act in Malawi?