No free lunch...

You call that a recipe?
Maybe a recipe for intestinal disaster!!!

 

Last time i had those was around 94 or 95. Washed down a cold can with a fifth of store bought screwdriver. Later that night i puked it up all over the snowy front yard. Looked like quite the scene the next morning in the light!

 

Time to revisit the deliciousness cpetit...

 

In college I used to take two packets of ramen and combine with a 48 cent can of Austex chili and make chili ramen spaghetti. Almost enough for two people and less than a buck a meal. Later we found Austex chili was removed from being sold in most stores due to mad cow disease and other FDA sanctions ......

 

With the Crap you guys eat , going in to be tested for Ass Cancer would be highly recommended

 

All I can picture is Corporal Ray Person from Generation Kill eating the Chef. Do you also read Juggs?

"At least my mom took me to NASCAR."

 

hell to the naw

 

Been "making amends" and talked to a friend of mine who wasn't a friend for years and he asked "remember dumpster diving in Daytona at "Sal's pizza" (changed to prevent them from suing me but the place was just up from Johnny B's place) so we could eat through bike week. We call in some stupid order like pineapple and moooshrooms close to closing/shift change time and then wait. When they'd toss it in the dumpster, we'd snap it up.

Holy shit, we'd have money for crazy expensive fuel but no money for a hotel or even food. "X is in a week, are we going?" "Yeap, we got enough money to make it to ohio but we'll figure out the rest of the trip."

 

Was going to post this in 'Odds' but it seems to compliment this thread quite well...

 

But's it's only #3.99/lb.! Does it come 'on a stick'?

 

I would try it....once.

 

Like Milwaukee's Best.

 

Old Swillwaukee.

 

Getting all gourmet and shit.

 

JUGGS was an exceptional periodical and I found the articles extremely well written