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The burning is love...

 

Where once there was a yearnin'
All that's left is a burnin'
But penicillin is killin'
What's left of your love.

 

I need clarification. Mongo=hate, yet Mongo is a Thiamist. The burning=love. This does not compute.

 

In one episode of the Simpsons, Flanders sprays something into the kids eyes so they won't see naughty things on TV; the kids are all grateful and proclaim "The burning is love!"

 

Dear people of my church, I have an announcement to make:

Alesha Dixon will be replacing Mya during her leave of absence.

If any of you have heard about her before and kept it to yourselves, the punishment shall be severe but fair.

 

I saw her on a talk show here Thursday night. Fell in love instantly.

 

Papa, I'm sorry. I feel that you cannot do justice in controlling this girl by yourself. I will volunteer to fly in and help. :up:

 

Meh. Slumdog girl outshines her. (IMHO)

 

Who takes over the church while Papa is banned for posting a non-race video???

 

I agree. She's so sweet that I could not allow the membership to masturbate to her. Which is why I can't put her in the high priestess position.

Nothing I do is random, my son.

 

In Latin, the word masturbate is a combination of “with hand” and “to defile.” So that makes sense. But if the Thiamist sacraments involve kleenex and hand lotion rather than wafers and wine, I am not so impressed with this “great power” you wield.

The priestesses do look hot though.

 

You're, of course, saving her for the higher hiearchy. How silly of me...

 

I never said I condone it. But unlike the Vatican, I am in touch with the realities of the membership.

 

You post a hot pic and the membership starts touching their realities? I think this religion owes more to Pavlov than faith.

 

That's based on careful analysis of a representative sample: Rodger Doyle.

 

Well, that's just semantics since I only post good ones.

 

"Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself." -Doc H., Tombstone

 

Fellers,

I just need to make an official announcement concerning the promotion of Emmanuelle Chriqui to the rank of High Priestess of the Thiamist Church.

After a few seasons of Entourage, this reality has become inescapable: I do love the woman deeply.