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never again

Discussion in 'WERA Vintage' started by phantom 309, May 16, 2010.

  1. phantom 309

    phantom 309 Well-Known Member

    Just used a 4 stroke trimmer and them things kick the shit out of those pos 2 strokes. Once again 2 strokes suck.:up:
     
  2. charles

    charles The Transporter

    Do you mean you were riding your Triumph?
     
  3. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    Brother Charles,
    Regardless of whether Tim means he just ran off the outside of a turn with his Triumph or in fact used an actual 4 stroke trimmer, the fact remains that a 4 stroke would be better in either case.

    Ken
     
  4. phantom 309

    phantom 309 Well-Known Member

  5. charles

    charles The Transporter

    Tim sez this because he hasn't ridden a 2-stroke in anger...somehow, there has to be a way to bring Tim over from the darkness into the brilliant light of 2-stroke victory.
     
  6. Chumbucket

    Chumbucket Well-Known Member

    Perhaps you could aid the effort by getting your heap running...
     
  7. charles

    charles The Transporter

    The only heap I own is a lonely Ducati still in the crate, gathering dust, patiently waiting for the right moment...
     
  8. Chumbucket

    Chumbucket Well-Known Member

    Ducati? Crate? Say more, Charles, say more...What Ducati?
     
  9. toecutter418

    toecutter418 Flat Rat Racing

    I have been using a "thumper" weed wacker for about eight years now, Honda of course! :D
     
  10. charles

    charles The Transporter

    The lonely Ducati in the crate. That one. If I find the right 2-stroker, I shall offer a trade.
     
  11. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    Chummy, I think it is this Ducati.
    [​IMG]

    Ken
     
  12. charles

    charles The Transporter

    A gorgeous moto-machine, something that I could use to inspect my hampster breeding farms at a leisurely pace. I hope this is what is in the crate.
     
  13. CharlieY

    CharlieY Well-Known Member

    Chas, are you saying maybe if Tim tried riding a 2 stroke, It siezed up and tossed him....he would get angry and want to do it again, better?:(
     
  14. charles

    charles The Transporter

    No such thing! I know you're feeling left out in the cold but you just can't continue to imagine seizures ( not 'siezures') all of the time. Every day for millions of years, people have enjoyed the fun and harmony of riding 2-strokes, with very few seizures, except for those who didnt take their meds.

    To help to heal you, I would sincerely urge you to go out and simply gaze at a 2-stroke, after which, I can assure you, you would become quite tranquil. All bad thoughts would immediately leave, and you would be, simply stated, in awe.
     
  15. CharlieY

    CharlieY Well-Known Member

    Aahh..see, I cant even spell it!...either way spelled or applied aint good.

    I did more than simply gaze at my leaf-blower this weekend....it did make me thirsty!:up: ....That thing works great.
     
  16. Chumbucket

    Chumbucket Well-Known Member

    Charles, don't misunderstand me, I have an appreciation of two-strokes, I really do, much like children, as long as they are somebody else's...
     
  17. charles

    charles The Transporter

    Yes, of course..but the 2-stroke only makes noise when you want it to. :up:
     
  18. Chumbucket

    Chumbucket Well-Known Member

    ...and they both annoyingly shit the bed routinely...
     

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